(Cameraman starts to film as she talks) A lonely highway, a desperate mission.
Host: We are ninety stories above a busy city street.
Ron: Bonnie has the nerve to challenge me after all I've done for the squad, after all I've done for her? Not to mention the pressures of maintaining my image. Like it was crazy to spend the family fortune on radical genetic mutation and dangerous experimental surgery? You had that skinny guy expose Adrena Lynn so she'd freak out and set up this whole 'Save Brick' thing, just to prove you dug me! If you just asked me out, that's cool, but this is too much. The paper liked my story so much, they're giving me a column! Next, you will be dropped into this bottomless chasm. Then, man-eating sharks and a giant squid will then be released into the water!
Ron: Try the demands of raising Rufus as a single parent? I may have done a tiny bit of rephrasing but, come on; you'd think a crime-fighting cheerleader would give a more interesting interview. Drakken: First, you'll be sealed in a reinforced titanium box.
[Kim looks at him in askance] Now, were you listening to my burrito problem? Uh, when you get the chance, could you get up here to the North Pole and save me?! It's cold and windy and dark, and we've got nothing to...!
[Kim gives him a sideways glance] Okay, so I don't exactly have an image yet; but I'm working on it. Ron: You get one chimerito and they give you like a dozen little packets of Diablo sauce. Somewhere, there's a landfill loaded with unopened hot sauce. Like it was crazy to become a man-monkey WHO VIOLATES EVERY LAW OF NATURE AND SCIENCE?! Adrena Lynn: We're not cancelled until I say we're cancelled! (the camera man cuts the camera) How's that for a teaser? Ron: Dating could be good, ya know, the date thing...
Mutated Ron: [On seeing a giant metal donut] Ahh, donut...
Two, The Holston Twins: they fell to number 3 on the "World's Richest Kids" list. Frugal Lucre: So anyway, I was in line behind Big Tony, you know with the glandular problem, and he takes two puddings, two! I tell you, the money this prison wastes, its criminal!
Camille: There are plenty of suspects: One, Star Lette: her last three movies tanked. Honey: things must be bad, I hear she flew commercial. The two start dancing as Rufus and Monique lean against each other and smile, happy for their friends.
Remember, you're 12, so maybe "doofy" or "stupido"? [snaps his fingers and Rufus gives Ron the bouquet of flowers Ron bought for Kim] Serious, see no see what I just did there [ presents Kim with the flowers] It's boyfriend stuff. Nanny Maim: Well deary, back in the day I trained the sternest nannies the world has ever seen, but times changed. Kim and Ron smile sheepishly and look unsure of what to do until Rufus jumps out of Ron's pocket and shoves them together.
Oh, and watch your vocab, Kim, "ludicrous" is kind of a grownup word. [The metal donut detaches from the stand and rolls down a hill] Oh, no... After school, I'll give her a refresher around Middleton. [nudges Kim]Ron: Oh-ho, that wasn't painful at all. Finally, nanny had to close her lovely academy for good. Doesn't anyone respect the traditional captive-captor relationship anymore?! I'd feel better if we stick with ten.(Bonnie bursts out laughing while after a moment, everyone else cheers.